Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Differences Between A Wife & A Girlfriend
Tut..tutttt.... Just got back home. Lepas took bath memang lega but got to go to Seksyen 18 for some errands afterwards. Ole-ole Shopping Center, wait for me. Haaa...today's Wednesday and I'm so ready for a movie tonight. Stealing a little bit of my time just to share with you guys about something that catches my mind. Refer post title okey...Here we go...
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Do you agree guys?? Haha..okey2 this is not the only thing that i wanna share actually. scroll down for more k...
Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ...............
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
What Will You Do If Your Office Had This Kind of Memo?
Just for laugh.... Frankly speaking, I just need some clear air after struggling with work loads today.... Keep on reading and share me your thought ok...ngee...
To all Employees:
Effective September 2011
Dress Code
1.
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If, we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a payraise.
3.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
To all Employees:
Effective September 2011
Dress Code
1.
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If, we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a payraise.
3.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
Friday, March 11, 2011
Difference Between Man And Woman
Entri paling pantas. [Happy Mood Activated lagi]
Is this true guys??? Macam betul juga la kan..:)
Is this true guys??? Macam betul juga la kan..:)
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Jokes For The Day
I am extremely happy today but I know somebody out there might feeling sad@down. This entry is made purposely for you....
SI BUNGU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Si Bungu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Si Bungu : ... EVERY YEAR
SI BUNGU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Si Bungu in an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Si Bungu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
SI BUNGU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Si Bungu whether there are any great man born in his village or not ..
Si Bungu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
SI BUNGU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Si Bungu was doing experiment with cockroach.
First, he cut its one leg and told it to WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut its fourth leg and asked it to walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Si Bungu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Si Bungu become a saint! Wahahahhah....
Warning:
Don't mind the grammatical errors ok.hehhehe.....
SI BUNGU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Si Bungu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Si Bungu : ... EVERY YEAR
SI BUNGU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Si Bungu in an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Si Bungu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
SI BUNGU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Si Bungu whether there are any great man born in his village or not ..
Si Bungu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
SI BUNGU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Si Bungu was doing experiment with cockroach.
First, he cut its one leg and told it to WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut its fourth leg and asked it to walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Si Bungu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Si Bungu become a saint! Wahahahhah....
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