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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

What Will You Do If Your Office Had This Kind of Memo?

Just for laugh.... Frankly speaking, I just need some clear air after struggling with work loads today.... Keep on reading and share me your thought ok...ngee...

To all Employees:
Effective September 2011


Dress Code

1. 
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. Ifwe see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a payraise.


3.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days


We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.





Holiday Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday & Sunday.


Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral
should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.


Toilet Use

1. 
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.


2. 

At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.


3. 

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.


4. 

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the
company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break

1. 
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. 

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.


3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of %$#@& and we are here to provide a positive employment
experience.




As for me... I will probably punch the boss on the face and walk away laughing... wahahahha.. sama2 sot [look for the meaning of this word here]

12 comments:

Michelle Sung said...

hahaha...paling lucu 'toilet use'..adakah patut~~klu btul ada gitu, matai naa haha...

~kasi lokuk kepala itu boss klu dia bt memo gini~hahaha

Nur-Za Marlyana Mohd Kamal said...

hahaha. mmg nk gelak bc ni.

Fantastic Ajane said...

@Michelle Sung: hahah ya ba... so funny kan... hehhehe

Fantastic Ajane said...

@Nur-za Marlyana: ehehheh... kelakar kan..:) nasib baik di malaysia ni xda boss yg pernah buat memo cam tu.. :)

Wan Gerrard said...

xsanggup :P

Fantastic Ajane said...

@wan gerrard: hehheheh... mmg x samggup kn..:)

beaty said...

kalo ada boss bigini bagus dia p hutan ja ni...wakakak bagus buat company d hutan kan..wakakakak

x sanggup sa ada boss mcm ni...lebih baik sa balik tanam padi d ranau..wakaka

Fantastic Ajane said...

@beaty: wahhhahah... ya ba nasib baik xda ni in real life.. kedekut mo mampus... hahahh

Black_roses92 said...

conclusion is YOU DO NOT NEED A PAY RAISE.. haha.. baek ckp je terus terang.. haha..

Fantastic Ajane said...

@Black_roses92: wahhaahaha... right...hheheh

mimimemo said...

hahaha..tahan la memo tu dituju untuk semua my opis letak memo atas meja sape yang buat hal dapat la memo..dengan engineer-engineer pun dapat memo...

http://izzatizakry.blogspot.com/2011/03/part-2-praktikal-29hb-nov-2010-29hb.html

p/s link kat atas saya xpernah letak kat komen box orang..tapi link kat atas tu pasal bos aku yang xde keje... eh kite geng la dapat bos xsporting!

mimimemo said...

memo tuan belog nie lagi gile..wujud betol ke memo ni?or just 4 laugh..hahaha....my boss really do it..seriously...except part toilet..:)